You know you are a Waldorf parent when....

• your son comes home and chastises you for "never making kale chips"
• your daughter wants to give a friend brie for a birthday present
• your daughter receives seaweed as a birthday present
• the highlighter you have at work is a wooden pencil that came from Life Without Plastic
• your lunch box collection includes - plastic bento lunch boxes, metal bento lunch boxes, handmade fabric fliptop lunch baggies, travelling chopsticks, titanium sporks and more metal water bottles than a sports team should have
• your kids wear a hat outside without even thinking about it
• the most important factor in getting dressed in the morning is the weather check
• your fronthall looks like a photo shoot for MEC
• you know exactly what is meant by 'gifts from nature' and 'rainbow bridge'
• your daughter wants to been seen in the yard wearing her violin on her back - as a symbol of being a really 'big kid' in the yard
• you have purchased freshly butchered chickens, fresh vegetables, native perennials, samosas, eggs, handspun wool, honey and fair-trade coffee from people in the school community, at school
• you feel a sense of relief when your children ask if they can stay at the school forever, or until high school anyway